The gentleman in the near distance is Ryan. Early in life we dared each other to lick dust off the top of his mother's china cabinet and take shots of cinnamon schnopps. He visited the humble Legnbass abode recently, wherein he sifted through our kitchen drawers while we slept, wherein he discovered a large bag of popsicle sticks intended for a spring birdhouse project. The popsicle sticks are now scattered in random locations about the house, engraved with various musings.
Below, in the order they were discovered, are the locations and respective musings.
the bathroom medicine cabinet: Twist--A winding departure from flatness
hallway utility closet: 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 502 (reverse side) Extreme Panther Percolator
coffee cup, clean, in cabinet: Clean Ferguson
christmas tree branch: Valid Name
bathroom closet, top of door frame: Mustachioed Magnet
refrigerator crevice: Jack Be Thimble
bathroom shelf, decorative loofa: Twig Sausage
These discoveries have been ongoing since December 29, and the number remaining to be found is unknown.